danielle

@endocrimes

distributing systems • riding bikes • cooking foods • staff engineer (ex: , , others) • she/her

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Joined January 2011
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  1. 2 hours ago

    Also being sick right after a stay-at-home holiday is even worse than regular being sick bc damn I am so bored

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  2. 2 hours ago

    Anxiety plus being sick right now is the worst combination bc my panic attacks feel like heart attacks and the start of that is mostly respiratory and ugjhjjj 😭😭😭

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  3. 3 hours ago

    Why are men like this still welcome in our industry! 🔥 💩

    All of the "What's stopping you from coding like this" memes originate from this dude Hays Stanford. Also from this dude: "The greatest programmers transmute sexual desire into code. That's why so many of us are virgins." 👀
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  4. 11 hours ago

    On the one hand being sick sucks, but on the other hand, I can also get sick scores in Tony Hawk 🎉

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  5. Sep 15

    I always forget just how trans/queer Hackers is 😂

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  6. Sep 15

    love to play “is this just an annoying cold mixed with allergies or is it the Bad Thing” and by which I mean my anxiety is Through The Roof which makes everything feel worse

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  7. Sep 15

    Or the third alternative is that bc we are philistines who used email rather than calling them 🙃

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  8. Sep 15

    Can’t tell if German estate agents are ignoring us bc my domain name inevitably broke their 20 year old mailing system or they’re just homophobic 🙃

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    3 Apr 2018

    Reminder that Uncle Bob Martin says transphobic things. Please do not invite him to your conference. (This is part of a pattern, as a cursory Twitter search will reveal.)

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  10. Sep 14

    informally specified distributed systems are honestly mostly just signing up for pain, especially if you don’t own the semantics or all of the actors.

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  11. Sep 14

    I’m essentially debugging distributed yaml processing and this is not the throwback to working at CircleCI that I wanted 😂😂😂

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  12. Sep 14

    Today I am fighting yaml and it is making me very sad 😭

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  13. Sep 14

    My work macbook pro at idle is louder than my desktop at full load and I wish there was a way to cool this thing down

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  14. Sep 14

    also apparently outlook really doesn't like it when you do this

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  15. Sep 14

    Nothing like coming back from vacation and deleting 4000 emails 😂

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  16. Sep 13

    Jfc - Rowling manages to be transphobic and islamaphobic on the same page and this was _before_ she went full transphobe online 😭

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  17. Sep 13

    This is so fucking evil and jfc this makes me feel so sick

    Rowling's latest book releasing shortly after her anti-trans campaigning is about a transvestite serial killer She wrote the book under the pen name "Robert Galbraith", in apparent homage to the conversion therapist Robert Galbraith Heath who used to electrocute gay men
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  18. Sep 13

    I live on the edge of wanting a rice cooker because of the hype but also we make rice most days and it’s almost always ~perfectly cooked so I don’t really understand why I want one 😂

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  19. Sep 13

    it makes me sad that electric cars get a 5k eur subsidy in DE, but (electric/regular) bikes get nothing, despite serving the same purpose for many-if-not-most people

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  20. Sep 13

    I think this is the longest _actual_ holiday I’ve had in 5+ years and honestly I should do this more often 😅 But also today is the last day 😭

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